Mother’s Day tips
By: Matt, Zack, and Opa What NOT to do for your wife (mother of your children) or mom on Mother’s Day - unless she specifically asks, don’t buy her any type of appliance. If she does and you do, make sure you have an additional gift - give her a card with money in it - make her a card, unless you’re under 13 years old - forget about Mother’s Day - buy her exercise clothes or equipment - offer to sell the kids - try to cook her something you don’t know how to make (thanks for the burnt creme brûlée honey...) - actually sell the kids - volunteer to go see your mother in law - Go fishing all day and say that you will catch a large mouth bass in her honor - offer her a foot massage, using your feet - Do a sexy naked dance. Nobody wants to see that. Especially your mom. - buy something you have to put together yourself - offer to take her camping in a tent - get her flowers...from your garden - buy her a meat smoker, meat grinder or filet knife - give your mother and th